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If all your friends jumped off a bridge wearing these buttons ... you probably would too.You can get 3 buttons for $5 + S/H, or the Super-Six-Pack for $8 + S/H. You should probs get many sets, so that everyone you know can be as cool as you.

Three-Packs come in two options: (a) "Uh Huh ... Her?" + "TINK! or (b) "Obvs," "I Totes Heart Rock Bottom," and "Automatic Winner."

However, if you've got a burning desire for two "obvs" and one "automatic winner," or any other slightly variant three pack, then let me know in the text field that'll come up when you check out. We'll swap it out for you. So it's sort of a "make your own" three-pack with very gentle suggestions. Questions? Concerns? Email askautowin@yahoo.com or just comment on autowin..

Six-packs come as is, all lovely six, no substitutions. But it's totes 100% worth it I promise.
All button packages come with FREE AUTOSTRADDLE STICKERS and LOVE.

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(A) or (B) : Terrific 3-Pack! - $5 + S/H
(C) Super Six Pack! = $8 + S/H

This is the first issue of the zine. It might be the only issue, 'cause I tend to start things and never finish them. Either way it will be a collector's edition worth a million dollars on ebay in probs about five years. Buy it now while I'm still offering free shipping.

There are no sizes, it is a zine.
$8 USD black & white, $12 for color

Our smokin' hot fuchsia (think "raspberry sorbet") American Apparel racerback tanks are 100% rib cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Automatic Win logo printed in black across the front, drawing attention to your fantastic rack (or your manly pecs) (or your endearing androgyny). These babies usually shrink a little bit in the wash, so we recommend ordering a size larger than you'd normally wear. We're not calling you fat, just practical.

Available in S, M, L, and XL.
$8 USD + S/H

"Really Papi Really?" is the new "WTF?!" and everybody's doing it. You know who else is doing it, probs? Papi. Express your feelings about Papi banging your roomie right after doin' it with you by sporting one of these ultra-comfy kelly green poly cotton t-shirts. They've got a slightly scooped neckline with a baby rib cotton stretchable collar for increased comfort and durability. Also, they're kinda see-through, so your girlfriend('s rack) will look cute in one. ALL SIZES SOLD OUT!

Available in S, M, L and XL.
$8 USD + S/H

This could be your signature move, fo' reals. When she asks, "What's this you're doing?" you can just turn around and point to your ass, where "Auto-Straddle" will be printed in black-on-gold (with white trim). These 100% cotton American Apparel briefs are unisex, so we recommend that ladies order a size smaller than you typically would (also because your ass is SO not fat). Unless you're transitioning, in which case, we support you, get an XL, just to be sure, might as well go for the gold -- which happens to be the color of these briefs. See that? What I did there? That's what I do.

Available in XS, S, M, L and XL.
$8 USD + S/H

Tag your neighborhood, your favorite bathroom makeout spot, your car, your parents' car, your guitar amp, your Trapper Keeper, your baby, your baby's other mama ... whatevs! ... with these one-sided heavy duty weatherproof vinyl Auto Straddle stickers. The Auto Straddle logo is in black across a yellow 3.5" x 4.5" backdrop. Spread the word of the Auto Empire and damn the man! Holla!

One size fits all, ovs.
$1 USD + S/H (or free with any order)